June 29

Rengstorf

def lectureRengStorfOrHowerverYouSayHisName(sizeOfAudience,thinkingLevel,timeOfLecture):
    response="Turn off the lights in the dome, and close the door. (After you leave the dome, of course. Closing the door before you leave the dome is silly and counter-productive. Stop it."
    pauseStareTime=5
    if thinkingLevel>5:
        pauseStareTime=sizeOfAudience/2+10
    if timeOfLecture>2:
        pauseStareTime=pauseStareTime*2
        response="I have relatives that go to your hometown's school"
    if thinkingLevel>10:
        pauseStareTime=pauseStareTime**2
        response="stroke hair"
    if timeOfLecture>1:
        response="mention Indiana telescope"
    return response, pauseStareTime

Andersen

def lectureAndersen(wearingSuspenders, wearingBowTie):
    energyLevel=10
    response="There is no weight"
    if wearingSuspenders:
        energyLevel=energyLevel*2
        response="Angels don't push the planets, they kick them."
    if wearingBowTie:
        energyLevel=energyLevel*4
        response="Just as heavy and light bodies are moved by their own inclinations and tendencies, so celestial bodies are moved circularly in place by their own natural inclinations similar to weight in order to conserve corruptible things, lest they suddenly perish and fail"
    return response, energyLevel

-Jason

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